Listing #3 : Hermes Large Cape Cod

Sure. You could be predictable and go for the double strap Cape Cod or the Medor which I certainly wouldn't sneeze at. But in my humble opinion, it doesn't get more classic than an Hermes, and it doesn't get sexier than a woman in a men's watch. Hence the obsession with the large Cape Cod.

Doesn't have to be fancy navy, doesn't have to be classy alligator (although the image left certainly makes for nice eye candy)- just has to be bigger than the proper size for my wrist and the opposite of what the average lady might choose.  I'm contrary by nature- can't you tell?

So next time you're looking and you can't find me, check the jewelry case at Barney's next to the first floor elevators.  I'll be there -- drooling.